Ever since I posted my Guide to Online Dating, I’ve been getting a consistent number of emails from guys asking for profile advice. While I…
Everything and the The Bathroom Sink
Month: May 2011
I remember when I saw my own cum for the first time. I was in middle school and ignorant, especially since I’d never seen it…
I used to kiss five posters of JTT (Jonathon Taylor Thomas) every night before flicking the light switch on and off ten times, blinking 20…
They say Saturday is the Rapture. I, for one, am sure they are right. But if Christ Himself fails to show up, we will pick…
1. The girl who disguises complimenting herself as anger.
“Geez! Just got carded for buying a lottery ticket! WTF! I know I look young for my age but this is ridiculous!”
Calling people is weird. So glad we text stuff now. Talking in real time gives me the willies. I feel like I should have flash cards or a TiVo remote in case I don’t know what to do. But some people are pros at it.
He swept you off your feet, romanced you and made you feel like his Queen. Granted, he began the fling with an honest confession you…