Being broke is like jail with no free meals. It’s a physical and mental torture. And, like most painful events, it is an opportunity for…
Everything and the The Bathroom Sink
Month: November 2011
All family, friends and freedom aside, here are some other things to be thankful for this holiday: Kaleidoscopes Goat Cheese and/or Goats Artificial Hearts Corn…
Thanksgiving has always been my favorite holiday. (Especially since 1990, when I learned at the age of 7 that my birthday was not officially recognized…
To the congress that just reaffirmed the USA motto, I will be sure on this day of plentiful thanks, a day when there is so much thanks…
“You two would be perfect for each other,” my friend Dylan’s girlfriend insisted after knowing me for five minutes.
“You’re such a great guy! Why don’t you have a girlfriend?” she pressed annoyingly.
I reflected on her question for a moment. If I was truly “great” she’d be slipping me her number when Dylan wasn’t looking and sending seductive glances – not talking to me like an overgrown baby. Still, she was right. I needed a girlfriend. I agreed to a blind date with her friend.
Put yourself and six other people on a deserted island. One of you finds a tattered box labeled drugs and decide to ingest the myriad of…
There are many ways to eat a cat.
Where were you that fateful Monday morning when it all came tumbling down? No, not 9/11. That was a Tuesday. If you’re anything like me (or…
There’s a difference between vacationing and traveling. While I’m a fan of both, each one has its own distinct personality. Vacationing is a lounge-by-the-pool, cocktail-downing…