Due to my mom’s hatred for wild and ruthless confrontation, she never exposed me to the toothless sport of hockey. The one time I attempted…
Everything and the The Bathroom Sink
Author: danielle
I use a Swiss Army Knife for mani/pedis, to groom my eyebrows and to cut off the bottom of a water bottle to create a funnel to fill my car with oil. You can call me a guy's gal or the ultimate gal's gal, just don't call me late for dinner.
My rocket scientist father and my social worker mother produced me, a rocket brain social idiot. People could blame it on “middle child” syndrome or…
Four of my friends planned their owns deaths. Two of which acted as my mentors, encouraging me to be the best I can be, to…
When famous people croak, we unite and praise the person’s life. When normal people croak, we do the same thing, but it’s not a worldwide…
I am a lady, a lovely lady. I wear makeup, get pedicures, own a closet full of heels, cook, clean, giggle, flip my hair and…
Six months ago, I became entangled with Twitter because my line of work demanded it. Prior to immersing myself in the reckless cascade of mandatorily…
My life as a single lady has reached the 3 1/2 year mark and I am currently not putting forth any effort to change that. …
One year has passed since the declaration that I am a shadow boxer who frequents a corner bar named Jones, wondering if the man who…
Initially, I had my name as “Burner” on here because I wanted to protect myself from what I thought would be a crude portrayal of…
I used to kiss five posters of JTT (Jonathon Taylor Thomas) every night before flicking the light switch on and off ten times, blinking 20…