He swept you off your feet, romanced you and made you feel like his Queen. Granted, he began the fling with an honest confession you…
Everything and the The Bathroom Sink
Author: danielle
I use a Swiss Army Knife for mani/pedis, to groom my eyebrows and to cut off the bottom of a water bottle to create a funnel to fill my car with oil. You can call me a guy's gal or the ultimate gal's gal, just don't call me late for dinner.
Many years and many pounds ago, I studied abroad in Florence, Italy. The classes I took did nothing for my curriculum; I had no focus…
Awhile ago, I encountered two startling qualities in men- empty promises and laziness. The following is a letter I wrote to Mario Batali’s restaurant, Osteria…
May we please skip the first kiss? I’m awkward. Yesterday, I tried teaching my sister table etiquette while at an upscale dinner fundraiser with Los…
I love jury duty and jury duty loves me. Almost every year, I receive a summons in the mail and my stomach flutters with butterflies…
April Fools’ Day has narrowly inched its way to become my favorite holiday (Christmas is a very close second). I wake up on that day,…
CHALLENGE “Thursday Threat” -where we pit author versus author (or in this case author vs. author vs. author) in a challenging game of mesmerizing malarky…
Halloween has always held a special place in my senses. The way the vast assortment of candy tickles my taste buds, the mystery behind selecting…
Certain mandatory things in life make me absolutely cringe. Although I understand the undeniable necessity of such things, I find them outright boring, mundane and…
My corner bar, Jones, is nirvana. If my bank account could support frivolous spending, I would be there every day of the week. Whether it…