The night began badly. Dane had idiotically invited three gross chicks to party and stay at his pad. He had hooked up with one of…
Everything and the The Bathroom Sink
Author: Dave Glenn
Email: [email protected]. Facebook: www.facebook.com/daveglennblog. Because I teach high school math, I really can't reveal much about my identity--I'd get fired. I'm in my early thrities, single, and I live in Orange County.
I write about my disasters with women. My stories are all true. I have only changed the names of the people involved to protect their identities.
I hope you enjoy reading them as much I enjoyed surviving them.
For more stories visit my website www.daveglenn.com
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