Six years had passed since my break-out Havasu spring break of 2003. If you were to ask my close friends when I “started being sleazy,”…
Everything and the The Bathroom Sink
Author: Dave Glenn
Email: [email protected]. Facebook: www.facebook.com/daveglennblog. Because I teach high school math, I really can't reveal much about my identity--I'd get fired. I'm in my early thrities, single, and I live in Orange County.
I write about my disasters with women. My stories are all true. I have only changed the names of the people involved to protect their identities.
I hope you enjoy reading them as much I enjoyed surviving them.
For more stories visit my website www.daveglenn.com
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