I shuffle words together like cheap playing cards. Over and over. I get paid for this, usually.
I’d like to think everyone has one album that really changed it all for them when it came out. For years, you are this formless goop that goes with the flow of whatever is around you. And then That One Album comes along and you say fuck that other stuff, I’m going to keep going this way for a while.
Last year, my blood-brother Watty and I were discussing the layered indictment of free trade and class structure in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.…
I met Christine at a bar. She had an MFA in journalism, and was currently interning for Rolling stone. She said Lady Gaga was “a…
It’s a cold world for a bachelor. Nothing makes sense. Our expectations have been spoiled by cinema and literature. We’re a bunch of apes living…
Stokowski – A Night On Bald Mountain
It was the end of most people’s evening. 3AM in the ShoreTide Café, a 24 hour diner for lost and weary bar patrons. The Steelers…
Disclaimer The flash-bang-explosion of Electronic Music Festivals in America, from their seedy underworld start to their mainstream juggernaut status, is an expansive tale of futility,…
If the 21st century has taught me anything, it’s that we’re amazing at inventing technology that sounds perfect… until we get our paws on it.…
