To the congress that just reaffirmed the USA motto, I will be sure on this day of plentiful thanks, a day when there is so much thanks…
Everything and the The Bathroom Sink
Category: Luke
Put yourself and six other people on a deserted island. One of you finds a tattered box labeled drugs and decide to ingest the myriad of…
After 28 years on this most wonderful planet, I have not acquired a single point in the relationship arena. In fact my cumulative score is…
Nirvana and Marilyn Manson patch on the white out painted backpack … you were Candace the “I don’t care” hesher girl. Over weight and jolly…
I am simply shocked I have survived this long. Ten years ago when people asked me “Where do you see yourself in ten years?” I…
They say Saturday is the Rapture. I, for one, am sure they are right. But if Christ Himself fails to show up, we will pick…
Dear JAC Bus Company,
I write to you in hopes that two people will be castrated and stricken from the employee records of your company, and with any luck, stricken from the human record for all of time and space.
Allow me to set the scene so you can sympathize with my wanton desire to remove testicles…
The Challenge Describe how you willingly and voluntarily put yourself into a great deal of pain. The kind of pain that no one would be…
The OurThursday authors love the readers. I mean we really love you and some of us are even prepared to take that to the next…
It can be a cold and heartless world out there. Filled with degenerates stealing your bicycles and looting your coffers as you scrape and scrounge…