I love everything about TV. The great educator. We have the power to put absolutely anyone on TV and have them argue inane…
Everything and the The Bathroom Sink
Category: Matt
I dock at the Newport Beach “Watchtower”, an old home I rarely get to visit. It is July 4th, 2011 – 9am PST. Apparently, I’m…
It was the opposite of a dark and stormy night. The Wells Fargo branch was quietly going about its business… Marshall the bank teller was standing at his post with hopeless ennui… Matt was on the far end of the bank, an air conditioning vent running softly through his gorgeous hair…
My friends and I know The Greatest Drinking Game of All Time. If played correctly and passionately, it has the power to change the world. If played incorrectly, it can end friendships and land someone in the hospital. I understand the bolditude of such claims out of context. So here’s some context.
They say Saturday is the Rapture. I, for one, am sure they are right. But if Christ Himself fails to show up, we will pick…
Calling people is weird. So glad we text stuff now. Talking in real time gives me the willies. I feel like I should have flash cards or a TiVo remote in case I don’t know what to do. But some people are pros at it.
They are digging up the dead pope’s body.
I swear to God.
Let me spell this out for those of you who think this is weird.
I’m going to take a break from being charming and humorous. I’m going to try and be helpful for once. Maybe use my powers for…
Years back, my dad was away on business for his computer consulting firm. He was staying at a Motel 6 in Wichita, Kansas. After a…
The OurThursday authors love the readers. I mean we really love you and some of us are even prepared to take that to the next…