1. The girl who disguises complimenting herself as anger.
“Geez! Just got carded for buying a lottery ticket! WTF! I know I look young for my age but this is ridiculous!”
Everything and the The Bathroom Sink
Our Thursday Posts
Calling people is weird. So glad we text stuff now. Talking in real time gives me the willies. I feel like I should have flash cards or a TiVo remote in case I don’t know what to do. But some people are pros at it.
He swept you off your feet, romanced you and made you feel like his Queen. Granted, he began the fling with an honest confession you…
It all started when the light turned green. At first I thought it was a Hindi movie soundtrack; it was loud, trumpety, and whiny. Maria…
They are digging up the dead pope’s body.
I swear to God.
Let me spell this out for those of you who think this is weird.
Dear JAC Bus Company,
I write to you in hopes that two people will be castrated and stricken from the employee records of your company, and with any luck, stricken from the human record for all of time and space.
Allow me to set the scene so you can sympathize with my wanton desire to remove testicles…
I have had my triumphs in the past with hot women, but out of all the stories I have written, it is this mini story I…
“Hang out with me at my sister’s place in Silver Lake”, Katie insisted over the phone. I wanted to say no, but I really didn’t have anything else to do. Every time I go out with Katie, a major hottie, everyone assumes I’m her boyfriend; or I have to make small talk with some douchey guy trying to pick her up. “Sure” I said, deciding this was better than meeting my guy friends at T.G.I Friday’s and listening to them drone on about their fantasy football draft picks.
I’m going to take a break from being charming and humorous. I’m going to try and be helpful for once. Maybe use my powers for…
Years back, my dad was away on business for his computer consulting firm. He was staying at a Motel 6 in Wichita, Kansas. After a…