Six months ago, I became entangled with Twitter because my line of work demanded it. Prior to immersing myself in the reckless cascade of mandatorily…
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Our Thursday Posts
My life as a single lady has reached the 3 1/2 year mark and I am currently not putting forth any effort to change that. …
It’s Saturday night, and my best friend and I kick things off by smoking a bowl in his parents’ backyard– because since high school, on through…
Being broke is like jail with no free meals. It’s a physical and mental torture. And, like most painful events, it is an opportunity for…
All family, friends and freedom aside, here are some other things to be thankful for this holiday: Kaleidoscopes Goat Cheese and/or Goats Artificial Hearts Corn…
Thanksgiving has always been my favorite holiday. (Especially since 1990, when I learned at the age of 7 that my birthday was not officially recognized…
To the congress that just reaffirmed the USA motto, I will be sure on this day of plentiful thanks, a day when there is so much thanks…
“You two would be perfect for each other,” my friend Dylan’s girlfriend insisted after knowing me for five minutes.
“You’re such a great guy! Why don’t you have a girlfriend?” she pressed annoyingly.
I reflected on her question for a moment. If I was truly “great” she’d be slipping me her number when Dylan wasn’t looking and sending seductive glances – not talking to me like an overgrown baby. Still, she was right. I needed a girlfriend. I agreed to a blind date with her friend.
Put yourself and six other people on a deserted island. One of you finds a tattered box labeled drugs and decide to ingest the myriad of…
There are many ways to eat a cat.