It was the opposite of a dark and stormy night. The Wells Fargo branch was quietly going about its business… Marshall the bank teller was standing at his post with hopeless ennui… Matt was on the far end of the bank, an air conditioning vent running softly through his gorgeous hair…
My dick is bigger than yours!” Collin exclaimed, folding the tips of his fingers over mine. It looked like the scene in Tarzan when Jane presses her dainty palm against the wild beast-man’s hand. “Your dick is the same size as your middle finger. See, mines bigger than yours, a lot bigger. You have a small dick,” he explained, showing its alleged size with his thumb and index. Since this was a gross overestimate, I remained silent, not sure if I should correct his mistake.
Enough was enough. I hadn’t had a solid one-night stand since October, making it one of my biggest dry spells since college. The drought had…
Nirvana and Marilyn Manson patch on the white out painted backpack … you were Candace the “I don’t care” hesher girl. Over weight and jolly…
I am simply shocked I have survived this long. Ten years ago when people asked me “Where do you see yourself in ten years?” I…
My friends and I know The Greatest Drinking Game of All Time. If played correctly and passionately, it has the power to change the world. If played incorrectly, it can end friendships and land someone in the hospital. I understand the bolditude of such claims out of context. So here’s some context.
Ever since I posted my Guide to Online Dating, I’ve been getting a consistent number of emails from guys asking for profile advice. While I…
I remember when I saw my own cum for the first time. I was in middle school and ignorant, especially since I’d never seen it…
I used to kiss five posters of JTT (Jonathon Taylor Thomas) every night before flicking the light switch on and off ten times, blinking 20…
They say Saturday is the Rapture. I, for one, am sure they are right. But if Christ Himself fails to show up, we will pick…
